Elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with Public Officials.more Will Rogers quotes |
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Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!more Will Rogers quotes |
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One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.more Will Rogers quotes |
That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.more Will Rogers quotes |
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.more Will Rogers quotes |
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth!more Will Rogers quotes |
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The saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities -- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.more Franklin D. Roosevelt quotes |
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When the state intervenes to insure the indoctrination of some doctrine, it does so because there is no conclusive evidence in favor of that doctrine.more Bertrand Russell quotes |
What's the difference between a bright, inquisitive five-year-old, and a dull, stupid nineteen-year-old? Fourteen years of the British educational system.more Bertrand Russell quotes |
I pray that no child of mine would ever descend into such a place as a library. They are indeed most dangerous places and unfortunate is she or he who is lured into such a hellhole of enjoyment, stimulus, facts, passion and fun.more Willy Russell quotes |
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If you want to know the big 'T' Truth,
tell the little 't' truth without fail.
Then listen closely to what you say.more Eric Schaub quotes |
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Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.more George Bernard Shaw quotes |
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.more George Bernard Shaw quotes |
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Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.more George Bernard Shaw quotes |
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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.more George Bernard Shaw quotes |
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Truth never tranquilizes. The defining property of truth is its ability to disturb. Jesus only told half the story. The truth 'will' set you free. But, first it's going to piss you off.more Solomon Short quotes |
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All in all, the framers would probably agree that it's better to impeach too often than too seldom. If presidents can't be virtuous, they should at least be nervous.more Joseph Sobran quotes |
If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal.
If you want government to intervene overseas, you're conservative.
If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate.
If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.more Joseph Sobran quotes |
Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money.more Joseph Sobran quotes |
