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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.more H. L. Mencken quotes |
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.more H. L. Mencken quotes |
The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy. Nobody's out to get you. Nobody gives a shit whether you live or die. There, you feel better now?more Dennis Miller quotes |
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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.more Maureen Murphy quotes |
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When buying and selling are controlled by
legislation, the first things to be bought and sold
are legislators.more P. J. O'Rourke quotes |
There’s a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any over-large concentration of like-minded individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.more P. J. O'Rourke quotes |
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Whatever it is the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to somebody else.more P. J. O'Rourke quotes |
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The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to egalitarians, to people obsessed with fairness, to American presidential candidates in the year 2000 -- to everyone who believes that wealth should be redistributed. And that message is clear and concise: Go to Hell.more P. J. O'Rourke quotes |
Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But, like other precious, sacred things…it’s not only worth dying for, it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.more P. J. O'Rourke quotes |
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Video meliora, proboque; Deteriora sequor. (I see the better way, and approve it; I follow the worse.)more Ovid quotes |
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Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.more Pat Paulsen quotes |
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.more Pat Paulsen quotes |
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Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.more Pericles quotes |
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I believe we are on
an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy.
But that will change.more Dan Quayle quotes |
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.more Ronald Reagan quotes |
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.more Ronald Reagan quotes |
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.more Ronald Reagan quotes |
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.more Ronald Reagan quotes |
The taxpayer; that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn´t have to take a civil service examination.more Ronald Reagan quotes |
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.more Ronald Reagan quotes |
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We continue to claim that nobody is supposed to ignore the law. But we must give some credit to those who know it.more Georges Ripert quotes |
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A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.more Will Rogers quotes |
