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Even if you're on the right track,... |
I bet after seeing us, George Washington... |
Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four... |
A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional... |
Elections are a good deal like marriages,... |
Diplomats are just as essential in starting... |
Don't let yesterday use up too much... |
Income taxes have made more liars out... |
I don't make jokes -- I just... |
The short memories of the American voters... |
Nothing makes a man, or a body... |
If we have Senators and Congressmen there... |
This thing about getting rid of a man... |
You can have all the advanced war... |
An economist is a man that can... |
The minute you... |
The difference between death... |
If you find yourself in a hole,... |
I guess truth can hurt you worse... |
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That's what a Congressman or a Senator... |
The more you read and observe about... |
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice... |
Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking... |
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice... |
There is good news from Washington today.... |
You shake a slogan at an American... |
Never blame a legislative body for not... |
Things in our country run in spite... |
We are sure living in a peculiar... |
Instead of giving money to found colleges... |
It will take America fifteen years of steady... |
You see, in Washington they have these... |
On account of us being a democracy... |
If we took Congress seriously, we would... |
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate,... |
How is the government going to get... |
On account of being a democracy and run... |
Your mothers get mighty shocked at you... |
We are always yapping about the 'Good... |
I see where they are going to be more... |
All one has to do to get... |
Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so... |
The United States investigates everything -- usually... |
This stuff they are talking here in Congress... |
A Country can get more real joy... |
There's no trick to being a humorist... |
I bet you, if I had met... |
America has a very unique record. We... |
There is two types of Larceny, Petty... |
