Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.more Unknown quotes |
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.more Unknown quotes |
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' more Unknown quotes |
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.more Paul Valéry quotes |
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You want to know my definition of gun control? Being able to stand at 25 meters and put two rounds in the same hole. That’s gun control.more Jesse Ventura quotes |
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In general, the art of government
consists in taking as much money as possible
from one party of the citizens to give to the other.more Voltaire quotes |
Your book is dedicated
by the soundest reason.
You had better get out of France
as quickly as you can.more Voltaire quotes |
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When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.more Mae West quotes |
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.more E. B. White quotes |
Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train, And then rides back to shave again.more E. B. White quotes |
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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.more Oscar Wilde quotes |
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.more Oscar Wilde quotes |
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You cannot hope
to bribe or twist
(thank God!) the
British journalist.
But, seeing what
the man will do
unbribed, there's
no occasion to.more Humbert Wolfe quotes |
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Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.more Frank Zappa quotes |
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system.
Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts.
Some of you like pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.
Forget I mentioned it... Rise for the flag salute.more Frank Zappa quotes |
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.more Frank Zappa quotes |
Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.more Carl Zwanzig quotes |
