"God made the Idiot for practice,
and then He made the School Board."
by:
Mark Twain
[Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910) American author and humorist
Rating:
Categories:
 
Bookmark and Share  
Reader comments about this quote:
I've gotta remember this one tomarrow in class.
 -- Student, Bellevue WA     
  • 3
  •  
    Totally a 5.
     -- Student, again     
  • 3
  •  
    Why am I glad I wasn't alive to get on Twain's bad side? Hehe. He kicked and still kicks a $$.
     -- Byron, Fort Collins, CO     
  • 4
  •  
     -- Anonymous      
    RIGHT ON THE MONEY FOR THIS PART OF THE WORLD
     -- Anonymous, ATLANTA     
  • 4
  •  
    He also said to never let schooling get in the way of your education.
     -- jim k, Austin, Tx     
  • 5
  •  
    I like his humor. But school boards surely can't be that bad.
     -- wayne, naples     
  • 2
  •  
    Here's something for students in college or planning to go to college,from "Dilberts Guide to the Rest of Your Life", a book I strongly recommend. If your college degree has the word "arts" in it anywhere, you"ll have no problem getting a job, at least as long as cars and dishes get dirty.
     -- jim k, Austin, Tx     
  • 3
  •  
    The school board is nothing more than another set of words for your neighbors... which are just yourself in the mirror... I have seen the enemy and it is us.
     -- Anonymous, Reston, VA, US     
  • 2
  •  
    Way too true, way too often
     -- Mike, Norwalk     
  • 4
  •  
    Reston, VA, US have you no sense of humor?
     -- wayne, naples     
  • 3
  •  
    Classic. ;-)
     -- E Archer, NYC     
  • 3
  •  
    wayne, naples you should have left the last two words off your query of Reston, VA
     -- Rusty, Where the buffalo roam, USA     
  • 2
  •  
     
    Rate this quote!
    How many stars?
    0
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5

     
    What do YOU think?
    Your name:
    Your town:
        CLICK JUST ONCE!

    More Quotations
    Get a Quote-A-Day! Free!
    Liberty Quotes sent to your mail box.
    RSS Subscribe
    Quotes & Quotations - Send This Quote to a Friend

    © 1998-2024 Liberty-Tree.ca